If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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