Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
