So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Still dying that you shit outside
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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