Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
look no pants
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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