he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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