just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Small penises have feelings too.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
