normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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