I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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