bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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