I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
bring money and cleavage
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
