come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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