How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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