Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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