If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
