you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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