We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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