can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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