brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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