Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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