is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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