I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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