please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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