Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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