That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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