Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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