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Wat do u mean how?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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