please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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