i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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