Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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