Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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