Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
