Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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