Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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