We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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