Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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