Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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