Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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