im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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