The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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