Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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