But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
