you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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