dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just cropdusted the office
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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