haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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