Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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