Kiss
Puke
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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