somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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