why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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