yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
