Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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