He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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