nut hugger
why didn't you poke me back
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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